November 16, 2012

“That situation was kinda like finding a lost puppy and the owner took too long to contact you and you wanted to keep it, but then decided not to be selfish so you gave the puppy back.. because you know that damn dog is just gonna shit all over your house and probably chew through every electronic device/cord/shoe/handbag you own. So yeah.. in the end. Fuck that puppy man. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” -Me

October 30, 2012
heyskinnybitch:
I want a reason to make all this food in the morning.

heyskinnybitch:

I want a reason to make all this food in the morning.

(via heyskinnybitch)

8:00am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqP5ExWGFPeZ
  
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October 29, 2012
sexponents:

ME THIS IS ME

sexponents:

ME THIS IS ME

(Source: observando, via my-accidental-mind)

9:20pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZqP5ExWEpQ25
  
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August 24, 2012
"There isn’t enough Xanax in the world to tolerate this shitstorm of a day, let alone the human race when CLEARLY someone had a case of the machine gun shits and confused the gene pool for a toilet."

— Ionnoyo

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